5 of Taylor Swift’s Most Embarrassing Excuses for Not Having a Boyfriend
POSTED BY ADMIN ON 4TH DECEMBER 2013 IN GOSSIP
It’s not exactly a shocker when Taylor Swift talks about dating and relationships. Heck, she’s practically dated all of young Hollywood. (The latest is supposedly hottie Douglas Booth. Sigh.) But, after a recent interview with Hello! magazine, I’m noticing a pattern with the 23-year-old singer — girl always makes excuses for living in singledom.
First off, no one needs a reason to not have a boyfriend; some are perfectly happy not being in a relationship. But, if T.Swift’s songs are any indication, she basically needs a significant other at least for a short while
if only for her song lyrics. So, we scrounged up some of her most hilarious and/or embarrassing excuses for her lack of a love life:
Guys Are Intimidated by Her ‘Fame’
To Hello!: “I suppose it might [be intimidating]. It’s not like I would look at a guy and say, ‘Hey, are you intimidated by me?’ I think that would be highly uncool on my part! I tend not to be the one to start conversations with guys, anyway. I’m a little more old-fashioned than that.”
She’s a Sagittarius, Therefore Needs Her Space
To Vibe: “I’m a Sagittarius, which means, you know, I’m blindly optimistic, I love to travel, I’m always up for adventure but also always want something new. Sagittarians are really independent, and we like our space. We’re drawn to love but battle for that need for independence.”
The Inside of Her Brain’s a Disney Movie
To Rolling Stone: “I love the ending of a movie where two people end up together. Preferably if there’s rain and an airport or running or a confession of love. It’s a whole Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland structure here. It’s what the inside of my brain looks like, essentially.”
Traffic Lights Need to Be a Certain Color
To Wonderland: “Relationships are like traffic lights. And I just have this theory that I can only exist in a relationship if it’s a green light.”
She Suffers From Relationship Phobia
To Allure: “I’m typically single a lot. I have a phobia about being in the wrong relationship, so as soon as I establish it’s not the right one I don’t want to waste their time.”
And these aren’t even all of her embarrassing excuses! What do you girls think of her excuses? And who of you has a boyfriend? Or do you rather stay single for a little while longer :) Share your thoughts in the comments below!